Gilmore Girls is now officially on Netflix!
- me: *at school*
- friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
- me: what time did you stay up till?
- friend: 11 pm!
- me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something